If I’ve learned anything these past 18 months, it’s that kids are the experts on anything, and everything, and the internet is not.
You may have thought the roasted Brussels sprouts drizzled in lemon and topped with bacon was amazing, but YOU’RE WRONG! That cute Baby Gap outfit you got on sale? HIDEOUS. You should have bought the Tinker Bell dress! You think toddlers need to nap? Hell no! Pick something you know to be true, and your child will prove you’re wrong, even if they still use the same word for dog, bear, and camel.
They also expose your weaknesses. You thought you were patient? Try holding a screaming child on 26 minutes of sleep. You thought you were organized? Well, don’t forget the water, snacks, diapers, wipes, books, and bib before you leave the house – all while your precious angel is chrining. And of course you know sports. After all, you played everything under the sun and read ESPN daily. NOPE.COM.
The people that always win their office NCAA basketball bracket are the ones that know the least about college basketball and instead pick teams based on their uniform design, mascot, or where the college falls on the list of top party schools. But perhaps they should listen to toddlers instead, because remember, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!
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