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Before & After Kids: Pictures

A parent’s life can basically be divided into two eras – BK and AK (before kids and after kids). Everything changes once the bundle of joy enters our life – we spend our money differently, our Netflix home screen takes on a new look, text messages almost always circle back to the kids (or become hijacked by a child), but above all, our photo stream becomes all about the kids.

These are just a few examples of life BK and AK, as shown through pics.

All BK is on the left. All AK is on the right.

Food pics – Who has time to take artistic photos of their prosciutto and arugula egg sandwich when the kid is either (a) refusing to eat the perfectly delicious pasta in front of them or (b) devouring it, as we see here?

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Selfies – Notice the ability to get a full background in BK, and the need to squeeze in order to the fit everyone into AK.  We got lucky in this pic – usually a smile for the camera is IMPOSSIBLE.

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The House – Same mat, BK and AK. ‘Nuff said.

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Netflix Queue – This isn’t entirely true, as we still have time for our adult shows. But I’ve spent more time trying to figure out children’s programming than I would prefer to admit.

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Drinking – Posed drinks by themselves, become posing with the child while drinking, in a kid-friendly bar. (And no, she doesn’t have a yellow pirate leg.)

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Texting – It goes from farts to obsessing about what they ate and how long they slept.

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